Top of the World!!

I just hit the pinnacle that a comic can hit. I was just booked at the Valley Forge Beef and Ale! The friggin’ Beef and Ale!! They couldn’t decide if they wanted to be a bar or a steak house. So…what the hell, we’ll just combine the two. I think that they could have come up with a better name though, you know, considering that the place is in a town called Audubon, but it is called the Valley Forge Beef and Ale. But what about a Beef Leg and Keg. Or Moo’s and Brews. Even Steers ‘n Beers. But Beef and Ale? Oy! But it’s a paying gig, so who am I to complain? Then again, a Crack Whore gets paid, and there is no way that I am doing what they do…ever again.