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By Langdon James on April 25, 2005
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Saturday brought a new club I hadn't played before. In fact, it was in a state that I hadn't ever been to. My buddy Glen Jensen was performing at Tracy's Comedy Club Buy Singulair Without Prescription, in Baltimore, MD and asked if he could bring me along to do a 7 minute set. The owner of the club said ok, so we car pooled down there. Glen told me on the way down that Larry, the owner of the club, "will be the host of the show and open with 10 minutes of local reference jokes and then bring you up. Now, it is really hard to follow that. Especially with straight material. The audience isn't used to hearing material yet, so it will take them about 4 minutes before they will start to respond to your material." Bullshit, Buy Singulair Without Prescription. I am going to get up on stage and knock a home run. Well, it went EXACTLY as he said. The first 4 minutes on that stage was probably the worst 4 minutes of my stand up career. For those first four minutes I "Ate the Comedy Dick of Death". Buy Singulair Without Prescription, I friggin' sucked. After about 4 minutes they started laughing and I finished up mediocre. Holy crap did I learn a lesson from this. My lesson...DON'T EAT THE COMEDY DICK OF DEATH. It leaves a really shitty after taste until you can wash it out with a good set. Great. A whole week of dick of death on my breath... and I promised myself that I would give that shit up..
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By Langdon James on April 18, 2005
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By Langdon James on April 18, 2005
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The two other fights for the evening are easily won by Stan Stankos and Keith Purnell. The press event afterward showed that my opponent wasn't as tough as I thought. Perhaps I just didn't give 100%, Buy Deltasone Without Prescription. Who knows. What I do know is I still hate that fucking woman in the front row. Why sit up front if you aren't in the mood to laugh, if you aren't in the mood to play along, and if you aren't in the mood to act like a fucking human being for an hour and a half and try to enjoy something.
So now I need to wait a week before my confidence level has a chance of raising up just a bit. I guess that next week, I will just half to throw a sucker punch below the belt right up front just so that they know that they are my bitch. Holy crap. Reading back on what I just wrote made me realize that I need to stop watching The Contender..
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By Langdon James on April 11, 2005
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So when show time came, Sinequan from canadian pharmacy, Japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal, there were about 10-12 people in the crowd. They delayed starting the show and by the time they started, Sinequan price, Where can i buy Sinequan online, the audience had doubled. Ok, Sinequan overnight, About Sinequan, I have performed for much fewer, and they weren't too bad before, where can i find Sinequan online. Buy Sinequan Without Prescription, Hopefully they came to laugh. Sinequan pics, Well, it turns out that they didn't, where can i order Sinequan without prescription. Order Sinequan from United States pharmacy, Traci Skene was the MC and did a good job even though the audience wasn't always with her. The audience blew, Sinequan description. My Sinequan experience, It just sucked. There were 8 new talent comics including yours truly, Buy Sinequan Without Prescription. I was the last to go, buy cheap Sinequan, After Sinequan, and by the time I got up there, the crowd loosened up just enough to let out a few laughs, purchase Sinequan online. Buy generic Sinequan, The headliner, Brian McKim, Sinequan canada, mexico, india, Online Sinequan without a prescription, had a tough time with the audience as well. After my set, purchase Sinequan for sale, Sinequan used for, a woman who comes to these shows, tapes the comics and sells them copies of their performance on DVD came up to me and said she loved my act, Sinequan without prescription, Sinequan from mexico, which on a night like this is well appreciated. She said that when I first got on stage, Sinequan treatment, Herbal Sinequan, my head is a bit out of frame, so she will give me a copy for free. Buy Sinequan Without Prescription, Sweet. I have never seen myself perform... on stage. And this was a good show to see, simply for the reason that at one point I completely went blank on stage. Right in the middle of the joke. Right at the punch line.., Buy Sinequan Without Prescription. nothing. I couldn't remember any part of the punch line. I thought that it was pretty funny, especially when watching it back. Good times, good times.
From a shitty crowd, to the best one of my career, Saturday night was incredible. The room at Ruffini's Buy Sinequan Without Prescription, was completely packed and the audience was ready to laugh. And they laughed hard. I had to wait after every punch line for the laughter to die down a bit. So that's what a real audience is like. Kind of nice.
The second show of the evening was at The Courtyard Inn. The headliner was Keith Purnell who did a great job at both shows, Buy Sinequan Without Prescription. The crowd at the second gig sure as hell couldn't compete with the first, but they were still pretty good.
Then there was the Sunday night benefit show to help raise money for a woman with a lung disease. All 7 or 8 comics had volunteered their time to be there, and we outnumbered the audience. We had a good time joking around in the back of the room and making fun of audience members while on stage so it wasn't a complete waste of time. Hell we even helped to raise some money for the woman's family... even if it was only $17..
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By Langdon James on April 4, 2005
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I forgot to post about last weeks shows, so I will make it quick. Both shows were in Delaware...woo hoo. Buy Capoten Without Prescription, The first was at a place called the Volare Lounge, a hip martini bar, and was put on by a very funny guy named Geno Bisconte. The audience wasn't too responsive because they couldn't really decide if they wanted to talk with their friends or watch the show. I met a very funny guy named Mike Rainey who had some awesome bits. The audience seemed much more appreciative after the show that actually during the show. But it was still a fun gig.
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